The Krakow Klowns
It's May 5th, 2025
Terrorists know as The Krakow Klowns have unleashed a new bioengineered strain of the coronavirus
A work in progress
Satire, opinion, controversy
Roll the DICE
Under Construction - HINT - It'll be all about gambling and sex
Our team
Dirk Digglerski
Producer/Director
Producer, director, writer, creator, editor
Dirk of all Trades
Ivana Nation
Senior Writer
Va, Va, Voom ... can this gal WRITE
Gozer
Master of Irony
A storm's coming. ZUUL
CONGOToronto
UNDER CONSTRUCTION
CONGOToronto
WATCH YOUR STEP
CONGOToronto
MIND THE GAP
Our promises
We won't make any promises
We promise
Fingers crossed
Double that.
The Dude's just abiding man
We're going to fuck you up
Jesus
Contact us
Telephone: 416-456-0459
E-mail: henry@congotoronto.ca
Address: 455 Danforth Avenue, Suite 655
Toronto, ON M4K 1P1
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